Arrested on charges of unemployment,
He was sittin' in the witness stand
The judge's wife called up the district attorney,
she said: Free that brown eyed man (if you want your job),
You better free that brown eyed man
Flyin' 'cross the desert in a TWA,
I saw a woman walkin' 'cross the sand
She'd been a-walkin' thirty miles en route to Bombay,
to meet a brown eyed handsome man
Her destination was a brown eyed handsome man
Way back in hist'ry, three tousand years,
in fact, ever since the world began,
There's been a whole lotta good women,
shedin' tears over a brown eyed handsome man,
It's a lot of trouble with a brown eyed handsome man
Beautiful daughter couldn't make up her mind
between a doctor an a lawyer man,
her mother told her daughter: Darlin',go out and find yourself a brown eyed handsome man
just like your daddy, he's a brown eyed handsome man
Milo Venus was a beautiful lass, she had the world in the palm of her hand,
she lost both her arms in a wrestlin' match,to meet a brown eyed handsome man
She fought and won herself a brown eyed handsome man
Two-three the count, with nobody on,he hit a high-fly into the stand,rounded third he was headed for home,
it was a brown eyed handsome man, that won the game,It was a brown eyed handsome man