Gee, but it's great to be back home
Home is where I want to be.
I've been on the road so long my friend,
And if you came along
I know you couldn't disagree.
It's the same old story, yeah.
Everywhere I go,
I get slandered,
Libeled,
I hear words I never heard
In the bible.
And I'm one step ahead of the shoe shine
Two steps away from the county line
Just trying to keep my customer satisfied,
Satisfied.
Deputy sheriff said to me
Tell me what you come here for, boy.
You better get your bags and flee.
You're in trouble, boy,
And you're heading into more.
It's the same old story
Everywhere I go,
I get slandered,
Libeled,
I hear words I never heard
In the bible.
And I'm one step ahead of the shoe shine
Two steps away from the county line
Just trying to keep my customer satisfied,
Satisfied.
Whoa-oo... Whoa-oo... Whoa-oo...
But it's the same old story
Everywhere I go,
I get slandered,
Libeled,
I hear words I never heard
In the bible.
And I'm so tired
I'm Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh so tired
But I'm trying to keep my customer satisfied
Satisfied.