Ma Ma Ma please help me I'm so sad
'cause I lost the only girl I've ever had
I was so good, she was so bad
She even murdered my little kitty-cat.
Ma Ma Ma please help me I'm so sad.
We was kissin' and huggin'
in the Old man's Chevrolet
Doing eighty miles an hour
from Milwaukee to the Frisco Bay.
I was high and dry when I heard her say
With you I will not longer stay
and then I saw the bird step out and fly away.
(Now it's your turn, you Pickin' Buddy boy)
Drinkin' and boozin' and cryin' at the
Fisherman's Wharf
I felt so low I that thought I was a dwarf
Solo here, solo there, play that piano I don't care
as long as you don't play "Love is in the Air".
Now I ain't got nothing to lose
and nothing to win
so I sit right down and read about
Huckleberry Finn
Nothing to lose, nothing to win
Hukle hukle hukle Huckleberry Finn
The Devil's at my side with a bottle of Gin.
So I said:
Ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma
ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma
Ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma
ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma
Nothing to lose, nothing to win
Hukle hukle hukle Huckleberry Finn
Ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma
ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma...