Published 30-08-2011

1. Money can't buy happiness but it's more comfortable to cry in a Porsche than on a bicycle.

2. Forgive your enemy but remember the bastard's name.

3. Help someone when they are in trouble and they will remember you when they're in trouble again.

4. Many people are alive only because it's illegal to shoot them!

5. Alcohol does not solve any problems, but then again, neither does milk!